Corporate America on the Rag
Dear Corporate Entity that I so humbly work for,
While I fully understand the need to cut back on services and “perks”, as this is the way of your kind, I would like to voice my frustration over a recent finding.
It seems that you have decided, with no announcement, flyer (in the ladies room - gents dont care/count) or any other such nicety, to discontinue supplying “Feminine Hygiene Products”. How did I come to find this gem of truth? Well, after frantically searching through 4 of the 6 bathrooms on campus, and finding all of the machines VERY empty, I’ve sort of put a few dots together, or so you could say.
I do realize it is not my right to demand such products, and I do understand you were supplying them for free….however, this still sucks much ass. I had become rather expectant, that when Aunt Flow came to town, I no longer had to lug around (what seemed to be) 20 pounds of cotton batting in my already fully-laden purse, nor did I have to be concerned about having Quarters handy, should I find myself in need of a ‘Ladie’s Leakage’ device.
Seeing as how this happens to be the time of month when I HAD been accustomed to having these products on hand, and seeing as how the dispensers WERE fully loaded yesterday afternoon and even earlier this morning….AND seeing as how I didnt seem to have a spare ‘diaper’ in my purse, I’m rather irritated.
I shall spend the rest of my working hours sequestered to my cubicle, fearing having to stand, or WALK, because of the 18 feet of toilet paper I resorted to wrapping up into a ‘pad’ and shoving in my chonies. Somehow I find it rather amusing. There is always talk about workplace productivity, and how best to ‘enhance’ its dwindling levels. I guess you decided that putting the fear of public humilation into practice, and use a lack of Company supplied ‘courtesy’ items to your advantage.
How quaint.
Please note, I was unhappy to learn that I would not be hired as a full-time employee “until the beginning of the Fiscal year when finances are better”, I was annoyed that our “free breakfast Friday’s” were cancelled due to “limited funding”, I’ve been only slightly put-out that overtime that was once fairly abundant is on high lock-down “due to budget constraints”, the ONE thing I had left as a perk was a free, MOTHER FUCKING TAMPON.
Sincerely,
Me.