Apparently I’ve discovered some sort of rare and mysterious Vortex of Stupidity.

It seems, that with every email that gets sent from a few select people I know, the swirls of this Vortex suck out the brain bits and renders the sender of said emails…utterly retarded. With each email that floats by, the Vortex grows, and pulsates, sucking more people into it, and wreaking larger bouts of havoc on the people already IN the Vortex.

I am currently dog paddling on the outer rim of doom, as regards this Vortex. I fear the end is near. My need for logic and CLEAR communication is helping me to stay clear of the riptide that threatens to pull me under, but I am not sure how much longer I will last.

How we have gotten this far in the growth of humanity with out previously discovering this Vortex, I am really quite unsure of.

Perhaps I ought to alert NASA?